Edwin Morose – Limited Collectors Edition 12in Teddy Scares

Edwin Morose – Limited Collectors Edition 12in Teddy Scares


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Teddy Scares Limited Edition – Edwin Morose!

Meet Edwin Morose: a member of the Teddy Scares Limited Edition Collection. If you are shopping for the perfect gift, or are an avid collector, then you are in the right place! Edwin is unique and memorable, with his bouquet of black roses, and a burlap bag that he carries his heart in!

When this hopeless romantic lost his soul mate and owner, Abigail, he slipped into a deep sadness from which he has never recovered. Edwin attempts to pour all of his pain into his poetry, but it is a hopeless endeavor. Only true love can repair his broken heart.

Teddy Scares hasn’t released a new series since 2005…. but now they are BACK! One of the most sought after releases of all time!

Edwin is a limited production run, and destined to be a collectors item. Because of the limited production, we cannot guarantee future stock. The scarcity of this collection is already driving prices up in other markets! We will hold our prices as long as we can, but prices are subject to change at any time…so lock your orders in now!

Vampfangs is proud to offer this Teddy Scares Limited Edition collection to you. Once they are gone, they are GONE! Don’t miss your opportunity to get your hands on this in demand collection!

If you are purchasing this as a gift, consider adding our Coffin Box Rose Bouquet, or one of our unforgettable fragrances…we suggest FM Oil!

Edwin Morose

Date of Death: 10/26/73edwin-web-25-.jpg

Favorite Food: “It’s not the cuisine but the company that makes a meal special.”

Favorite Colors: Red because of its passion and black because it reflects the despair he feels on a daily basis. At this point the blackness of his depression is so familiar it has become comforting.

Goal in Life: To be loved

Hobbies: Amateur poet and painter

Favorite Quotation: “Who breathes must suffer, and who thinks, must mourn; and he alone is bless’d, who ne’er was born.” – M. Prior

Dream Occupation: Greeting card writer

Before he arrived at the dump, Edwin was a token of love given to his owner, Abigail. When the relationship ended, Edwin became a bitter reminder of betrayal and was discarded. He arrived at the dump with a broken heart and has never fully recovered.

Edwin has the soul of a tragic poet, and the way he speaks reflects it.  The loss of his true love still haunts him. Her rejection shattered him to the core leaving him doubting his self-worth at times. As his last name indicates, he also leans to the morose.

A good deal of his time at the dump is spent writing poetry. At times it is nothing more than greeting card drivel, but every now and then he comes up with quite beautiful verse. His best friend at the dump is Hester and the two can spend whole afternoons in long-winded conversations or matching wits.

Within this sad sack lives a part-time optimist. Often the little red bear wanders the dump aimlessly, looking someone to fill the hole left in his heart. Some days he’s hopeful, while others he believes it to be a pointless endeavor. One thing is for certain about Edwin. He won’t find peace, until he finds true love once again.

Additional information

Weight2.2000 lbs
Dimensions7.0000 × 10.0000 × 13.0000 in

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    i really wanted one of these will you ever get more

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    • Ben V.

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      We are working on it!!! Edwin was in super high demand this holiday season and right into Valentines Day!

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